Woodworker's Source

[NMScroller]

See, this is why I order from these guys...

have some great news, Brian.

Our team of 107 hard working (and exceptionally good looking) employees has - with
great care and attention - selected, packaged and shipped your order #40108 on this
beautiful day.

I wish you could have been here to see all the action. When I handed the order to
Robert, our master packager, he looked at it, smiled, and slid a pair of Italian
leather gloves onto his hands. As he selected your order, he placed it all on a
satin-lined chariot to move it to the packaging center. Seriously! You might be
rolling your eyes, but I'm not kidding. And there's more . . .

Everyone gathered around, held a candle, and watched with hushed awe as he wrapped
the entire order in the finest gold-laced cardboard that money can buy - you could
have heard a pin drop.

In the end, the guys were so thrilled that they wanted to throw a party just for
your order. We're talking about a big fiesta with live music and good food. All the
action s
tumped the UPS driver when he showed up. He thought he was going to pick up the
packages like normal, but instead we picked *him* up carried him down the street on
our shoulders while the band played. You can imagine what happened next, right? Our
neighbors came outside to see what the fuss was all about, and when they saw your
beautiful order they all waved 'Bon Voyage!' to your package, and patted Robert on
the back.

Someone must have called the local TV stations because the next thing I knew I had
six interviews to handle for reporters who asked, "What does XXXXXX
intend to make?" But don't worry, I kept my trap shut. I kept 'em in wonder
when I said, "I don't know. Maybe world peace?" Man! If only woodworking
could do that!

Anyway, the guys hope to see pictures of what you make so we can have another party
(I know what you're thinking . . .). I hope you had a wonderful time shopping at
Woodworkers Source. We enjoyed every minute of
it, and we've named you "Customer of the Year." That gets you a pretty
good parking spot right out front if you ever come see us. I gotta tell you,
though, we're pretty exhausted. And we can't wait for you to come back to
Woodworkers Source.

[greatdane2]

Gee what would they have done if you had ordered something other than plywood?
Alan.

[NMScroller]

It was 3 bf of solid cherry, but can you imagine something more exotic?

[Juguar]

With the price of Baltic Birch climbing up I thought it was a 8"x10" sheet of BB. LOL