In the Beginning!

[Derek2012]

(READ WITH THE VOICE OF TEDDY ROSEVELT!) I.E.: "...I hate warrrrr... My wife Elenor, ...hates warrrrr. And I hate Elenorrrrrrrrrr!"
In the beginning, I began my life's endeavors of carving out a niche' for myself! I chose 'Woodworking', because I was enthralled with the way ole' Ghepetto, ...handled his puppets!
I became thoroughly engrossed with the cartoon "Pinnochio", I would watch it day after day, and soon I began 'Carving'. Later, I joined woodshop in 'Jr. High', and 'High School', but was soon laughed out of school, because of my short-leather, German Kraut-pants, that hugged me too tightly in the crotch area!
Then, later on-I soon enlisted, in the Armed Services! I can't say which branch, because then I'd be giving away huge Army secrets! All of which applied to my 'Career Field', which of course (An Needless to say), was 'Carpentry'! I put in my four years, an got out... An not a moment too soon, as I was thoroughly sick to death of all the 'Lifers' in there! Then, I went on doing various carpentry-applied jobs! Wood, has always been my life! I have 'Wood' now!
So, my friends-when I ask my first question in hear, an make my first 'Posting', I wish for you to take all this into consideration, an know-that I do; know what I'm talking about, in the way of 'Woodworking'. So, without further adieu, let me introduce myself to you!
My name is Derek, where I was born into an come from the 'Windy City' of the west! Of which I cannot reveal to you which/what is, or you'd soon deduce, more of my character; than I'd care to reveal! I grew up in a semi-agricultural area, of which I had 'No Affiliation' with! I was a poor student, because of my ability to see through individuals, using my acute 'Intuition', which in actuality; got me nowhere fast! I soon, graduated with my class, and after totally disassociating myself with, began my quests of endeavor! An out into the wide, wide world-I went! Soon, after much trial an tribulation, found myself here! And there you have it... So, 'Howdy!'

[guitarman]

Howdy back at cha' Derek. I've read your post a couple of times and I can't figure you out. David

[Jim Finn]

Howdy from windy city of the west ( of Texas) Lubbock

[Derek2012]

Well, Hello back to the both of you too! It's good to be somewhere, where I might get some answers to my questions, if any! Thanks for your interest in me! But, don't bother trying to figure me out, as I don't know myself either! Just existing, and doing my woodwork whenever! You two have a good day! Derek
P.S.: Feel free to comment, whenever! Like to read of interested party's, you might check out my first posting!

[lucky788scroller]

Uhhhhhh, whats there to figger out? We all hjave sawdust on the brain, welcome. And, even though you didnt enjoy your time of service, for serving and protecting! dale