It was fun being a baby boomer - until now.

[CanadianScroller]

Some of the artists of the 60s are revising their hits with new
lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.

They include:

Herman's Hermits -- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker

The Bee Gees -- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip

Bobby Darin -- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash

Ringo Starr -- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends

Roberta Flack --The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

Johnny Nash -- I Can't See Clearly Now

Paul Simon -- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

The Commodores -- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom

Marvin Gaye -- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts

Leo Sayer -- You Make Me Feel Like Napping

The Temptations -- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone

Abba -- Denture Queen

Tony Orlando -- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall

Helen Reddy -- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore

Willie Nelson -- On the Commode Again

[PeteB]

LOL.

I watched an episode of 'Green Acres' on the tube the other day, and all the commercials were for geriatric products aimed at boomers. Depressing!

Pete

[SharonW0111]

How depressing to know I fit every single one of the list-- but hey -- I am a old woman who gets by being a pervert just cause I am old- true I am harmless but I can have a ball and use my age for having fun. snicker snicker-- and who says being old has to mean we lost it- we have it , we just don't know where we put it .
Love ya and bunches of wet slobbers and big bear hugs-- mind if I pinch a little? lol
Sharon

[popsshop]

Love 'em

Great twists on old titles

[ChuckD]

But darn, to many of rthem are true

[Gill]

Not quite a baby boomer, but I'm feeling inspired to make a compilation CD .

Now, where's my copy of the Beatles' Hard Days Nap?
And their Alzheimer's classic, She loves you yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah....




Gill

[Dusty Buffalo]

I'm at the tail end of the boomer gang and most of those already fit me.

It's a sad, sad day.