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10-24-2006, 07:52 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Beautiful Southern Oregon
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|  How to install a Home Security System HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM 1 Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines. 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: "Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammo. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this mornin and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside
__________________ Chuck D A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour. Hegner 18, Delta p-20, Griz 14 inch Band saw Last edited by ChuckD : 10-29-2006 at 03:07 AM. |
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10-24-2006, 09:02 PM
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| Moderator CUT IT OUT  Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Chilliwack British Columbia, Canada
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| That would work in my neighborhood 
__________________ CAЯL HIRD-RUTTEЯ "THE LYF SO SHORT, THE CRAFT SO LONG TO LERNE." GUSTAV STICKLEY Ryobi SC180VS scroll saw EX21 |
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10-24-2006, 10:27 PM
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| Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Hamilton Ontario
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| Works for me. LOL Marsha |
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10-25-2006, 03:19 AM
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| Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Rural Central California Foothills
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| Mine too!! Of course, the barking from the sheltie/LH chihuaha inside might give me away! Sandy |
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