Why Men Don't Write Dear Abby

[CanadianScroller]

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice
on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now
that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs
up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although
when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work,
you don'tknow them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but
she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as
if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she
wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it
was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her
phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I
think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she
went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next
to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the
whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching
behind my

Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed
to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to
the dealer?

Thanks, Bob

[ChuckD]

Great story and so true. Reminds me of a story of a Parrot and the mailman. On the second thought I don't think I will tell that one.