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|09-28-2006, 09:40 PM||#1|
Gone to the Dark Side
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Québec, Canada
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It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten
teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's
son handed her a gift. She
shook it, held it overhead, and
said, "I bet I know what it is -- some flowers."
right" the boy said, "but how did you know?"
"Oh, just a
wild guess," she said. The next pupil was the sweet shop
owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook
it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is -- a box of
"That's right, but how did you know?" asked the
"Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher. The next
gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The
held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She
touched a drop of the
leakage with her finger and touched
it to her tongue. "Is it wine?" she asked.
"No" the boy
replied. The teacher repeated the process, taking a larger
drop of the leakage to her tongue.
"Is it champagne?" she
"No" the boy replied.
The teacher took one more
taste before declaring,"I give up, what is it?"
replied, "A puppy!"
DW788. -Have fun in the shop or it isn't a hobby anymore.
NOTE: No trees were killed in the sending of this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
|10-10-2006, 11:30 AM||#4|
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: New Jersey
Thanked 16 Times in 15 Posts
sawdustus of hiawatha
I don't usually foward things but my teacher friends (I was one for 34 years) are getting this one! Thanks for making my morning worth it.
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