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Marcel in Longueuil · 09-28-2006, 09:40 PM

It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten
teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's
son handed her a gift. She
shook it, held it overhead, and
said, "I bet I know what it is -- some flowers."

"That's
right" the boy said, "but how did you know?"

"Oh, just a
wild guess," she said. The next pupil was the sweet shop
owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook
it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is -- a box of
sweets."

"That's right, but how did you know?" asked the
girl.

"Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher. The next
gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The
teacher

held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She
touched a drop of the

leakage with her finger and touched
it to her tongue. "Is it wine?" she asked.

"No" the boy
replied. The teacher repeated the process, taking a larger
drop of the leakage to her tongue.

"Is it champagne?" she
asked.

"No" the boy replied.

The teacher took one more
taste before declaring,"I give up, what is it?"

The boy
replied, "A puppy!"

Daryl185 · 09-28-2006, 11:16 PM

Lol Marcel rotflmbo on that one my friend

Charlie_1 · 09-29-2006, 01:31 AM

oh thats a good one Marcel LMBO

sawdustus · 10-10-2006, 11:30 AM

Marcel,

I don't usually foward things but my teacher friends (I was one for 34 years) are getting this one! Thanks for making my morning worth it.

Sawdustus

09-28-2006, 09:40 PM	#1
Marcel in Longueuil Gone to the Dark Side Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Québec, Canada Posts: 1,069 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	The Present It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is -- some flowers." "That's right" the boy said, "but how did you know?" "Oh, just a wild guess," she said. The next pupil was the sweet shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is -- a box of sweets." "That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl. "Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher. The next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and touched it to her tongue. "Is it wine?" she asked. "No" the boy replied. The teacher repeated the process, taking a larger drop of the leakage to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked. "No" the boy replied. The teacher took one more taste before declaring,"I give up, what is it?" The boy replied, "A puppy!" __________________ http://marleb.com DW788. -Have fun in the shop or it isn't a hobby anymore. NOTE: No trees were killed in the sending of this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

09-29-2006, 01:31 AM	#3
Charlie_1 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Pa Posts: 729 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	oh thats a good one Marcel LMBO __________________ Charlie "Everything Happens for a Reason" Craftsman 18in. 21609 http://wolfmooncreations.weebly.com

10-10-2006, 11:30 AM	#4
sawdustus Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 3,950 Thanks: 0 Thanked 16 Times in 15 Posts	sawdustus of hiawatha Marcel, I don't usually foward things but my teacher friends (I was one for 34 years) are getting this one! Thanks for making my morning worth it. Sawdustus

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09-28-2006, 11:16 PM	#2
Daryl185 Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Lakewood Ranch Florida Posts: 976 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Lol Marcel rotflmbo on that one my friend