The Present

[Marcel in Longueuil]

It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten
teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's
son handed her a gift. She
shook it, held it overhead, and
said, "I bet I know what it is -- some flowers."

"That's
right" the boy said, "but how did you know?"

"Oh, just a
wild guess," she said. The next pupil was the sweet shop
owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook
it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is -- a box of
sweets."

"That's right, but how did you know?" asked the
girl.

"Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher. The next
gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The
teacher

held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She
touched a drop of the

leakage with her finger and touched
it to her tongue. "Is it wine?" she asked.

"No" the boy
replied. The teacher repeated the process, taking a larger
drop of the leakage to her tongue.

"Is it champagne?" she
asked.

"No" the boy replied.

The teacher took one more
taste before declaring,"I give up, what is it?"

The boy
replied, "A puppy!"

[Daryl185]

Lol Marcel rotflmbo on that one my friend

[Charlie_1]

oh thats a good one Marcel LMBO

[sawdustus]

Marcel,

I don't usually foward things but my teacher friends (I was one for 34 years) are getting this one! Thanks for making my morning worth it.

Sawdustus