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09-22-2006, 12:18 AM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Beautiful Southern Oregon
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|  Attention Seniors Just in case any of you were contemplating having another baby, a 65-year-old woman was recently able to give birth, thanks to the new technology available to 'older women.'. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit. ''May we see the new baby?" one asked. "Not yet," said the mother. I'll make coffee and we can visit for awhile first." Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, "May we see the new baby now?" "No, not yet," said the mother. After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, "May we see the baby now? "No, not yet," replied the mother. Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when can we see the baby?" "WHEN HE CRIES!" she told them. "WHEN HE CRIES? Why do we have to wait until he CRIES?" "BECAUSE, I forgot where I put him."
__________________ Chuck D A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour. Hegner 18, Delta p-20, Griz 14 inch Band saw |
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09-22-2006, 03:24 AM
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| Gone to the Dark Side  Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Québec, Canada
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__________________ http://marleb.com DW788. -Have fun in the shop or it isn't a hobby anymore. NOTE: No trees were killed in the sending of this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.  |
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09-22-2006, 04:59 AM
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| Moderator CUT IT OUT  Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Chilliwack British Columbia, Canada
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__________________ CAЯL HIRD-RUTTEЯ "THE LYF SO SHORT, THE CRAFT SO LONG TO LERNE." GUSTAV STICKLEY Ryobi SC180VS scroll saw EX21 |
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