State Mottos

[Marcel in Longueuil]

Alabama:
Yes, we have electricity

Alaska:
Where Women are Men, and Men are scared

Arizona:
But It's a Dry Heat

Arkansas:
Litterasy Ain't Everthing

California:
As Seen on TV

Colorado:
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

Connecticut:
Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character

Delaware:
We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water

Florida:
Ask Us About Our Grandkids

Georgia:
We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism

Hawaii:
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

Idaho:
Potatoes and NeoNazi's ... What More Could You Ask For?

Illinois:
Please Don't Pronounce the "S"

Indiana:
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa:
We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas:
Where Science Don't Mean Sh__!

Kentucky:
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana:
We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism
Campaign

Maine:
We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland:
A Thinking Man's Delaware

Massachusetts:
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)

Michigan:
First Line of Defense From the Canadians

Minnesota:
10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

Mississippi:
Come Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri:
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work

Montana:
Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and
Very Little
Else

Nebraska:
Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada:
Ladies of the night and Poker!

New Hampshire:
Go Away and Leave Us Alone

New Jersey:
You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right
Here!

New Mexico:
Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York:
You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to
an Attorney...

North Carolina:
Tobacco is a Vegetable

North Dakota:
We Really are One of the 50 States!

Ohio:
At Least We're Not Michigan

Oklahoma:
Like the Play, only No Singing

Oregon:
Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania:
Cook With Coal

Rhode Island:
We're Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina:
Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender

South Dakota:
Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee:
The Educashun State

Texas:
Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I speak English)

Utah:
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont:
Yep

Virginia:
Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington:
Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!

Washington, D.C.:
Wanna Be Mayor?

West Virginia:
One Big Happy Family-Really!

Wisconsin:
Come Cut Our Cheese

Wyoming:
Where men are men and sheep are scared

[Sawduster]

What's so funny ? Tobacco IS a vegetable
.........isn't it ?

[ChuckD]

For a long time the Oregon Motto was
"visit quickly, then leave"

Sometimes I wish it was still that.

[lucky788scroller]

I undeleted this post because I found it hilarious.
I think Dale had reservations about upsetting people. Heck We are Canadians Were are darn near perfect, How could we take offence? Carl.


What is Canadas motto ? Maybe "I wish I were there (with a arrow pointing down) ? LOL, Dale

[Steviegwood]

Please BE AdVised, okay got your attention. I have to admit I am a halfbreed. Daddy was a hick and mother is a hillbilly. I am just a hickabilly making sawdust. I am not in any way trying to offend anyone. Steve This just a motto about myself.