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09-05-2006, 11:49 PM
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| Moderator CUT IT OUT  Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Chilliwack British Columbia, Canada
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|  Bumper stickers, some could be used as taglines Bumper Stickers IF YOU CAN'T FEED EM, DON'T BREED EM! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Earth Is Full - Go Home. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Illiterate? Write For Help. ~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Honk If Anything Falls Off. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost, But is Miles From The Next Exit. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Fight Crime: Shoot Back! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (Seen Upside Down On A Jeep) If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Also Are Timed For 70 mph ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Guys: No Shirt, No Service Gals: No Shirt, No Charge ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ax Me About Ebonics. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Boldly Going Nowhere. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Caution - Driver Legally Blonde. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Heart Attacks: God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ AND Finally "POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN, AND FOR THE SAME REASON"
__________________ CAЯL HIRD-RUTTEЯ "THE LYF SO SHORT, THE CRAFT SO LONG TO LERNE." GUSTAV STICKLEY Ryobi SC180VS scroll saw EX21 |
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09-06-2006, 12:57 AM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Ne Texas
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| LOVE IT !!!!!!! But why does so many of them fit me and my wheelchair driving ???????? Love ya  |
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09-06-2006, 01:18 AM
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| Moderator CUT IT OUT Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Chilliwack British Columbia, Canada
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| 70 MPH in your wheel chair  WOW you can drive!
__________________ CAЯL HIRD-RUTTEЯ "THE LYF SO SHORT, THE CRAFT SO LONG TO LERNE." GUSTAV STICKLEY Ryobi SC180VS scroll saw EX21 |
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09-06-2006, 02:34 AM
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| Gone to the Dark Side  Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Québec, Canada
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| Carl. I'll bet that's where the "Changing lane, cover me" comes in handy: No turn signals either I'm sure  <Insert woman driver joke here> !!! GILL, Where's that ducking icon when I need it???? -Marcel
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09-06-2006, 02:47 AM
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| Fallen Angel Join Date: Mar 2005
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| It's all yours, Marcel  . For myself, I'm trying hard not to think about 'bumper' stickers for wheelchairs, especially on an electric theme. Gill (overlooking the comment about women drivers for the time being  - but I'll getcha!)
__________________ Want to know where we are? Click here There is no opinion, however absurd, which men will not readily embrace as soon as they can be brought to the conviction that it is readily adopted. (Schopenhauer, Die Kunst Recht zu Behalten) |
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09-06-2006, 01:27 PM
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| Technical Editor  Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Lebanon, Pa
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| I think it's Canadians who don't use turn signals...and they look at you real funny if you lay on the horn when they cut you off <grin> Bob (who is still recovering from his frightening trip north of the border driving his little ford escort among all the HUGE Canadian SUVs)
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09-06-2006, 01:28 PM
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| Moderator CUT IT OUT Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Chilliwack British Columbia, Canada
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| Trun signals? We don't need no stinkin turn signals!
__________________ CAЯL HIRD-RUTTEЯ "THE LYF SO SHORT, THE CRAFT SO LONG TO LERNE." GUSTAV STICKLEY Ryobi SC180VS scroll saw EX21 |
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09-06-2006, 02:40 PM
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| Member Join Date: Aug 2006
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|  Bumper stickers My favorites are: If you don't like the way I drive stay off the sidewalk. and As a matter of fact I do own the whole darn road! The second one, I wanted to buy in bulk and when someone tried to run me off the road, follow them and give them one so that I would be warned in advance. But since that's not a good idea, I just mutter not so nice names at them. I guess I'm telling them. Linda E. aka Stickers |
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09-06-2006, 03:09 PM
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| Member Join Date: Mar 2006
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| One I saw on a Native American Indians truck at a Pow Wow -- "Redmen scalp their enemys- White Men skin their friends." John Old Dust |
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09-06-2006, 03:11 PM
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| Technical Editor Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Lebanon, Pa
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| I like that... One of my favs is "Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons For you are crunchy and good with ketchup Bob
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