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08-29-2006, 08:42 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: california
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|  the birthday wish >TO BE SIX AGAIN >A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing > >his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in > >the mirror. > >Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd > >like to have for her Birthday. > >"I'd like to be six again", she replied, still looking in the > >mirror. > >On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made > >her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took > >her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! > >He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, > >the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything >there >was. > >Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. > >Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. > >He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered >her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate >shake. > >Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and > >her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! > >Finally she wobbled home with her husband and > >collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife > >with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what > >was it like being six again??" > >Her eyes slowly opened and her _expression suddenly >changed. "I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!" > >The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, >he is gonna get it wrong. > |
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08-29-2006, 09:15 PM
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| Southern Cheesehead  Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Georgia
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| That was great. Thanks for the laugh
__________________ Kelly "All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them." Walt Disney |
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08-30-2006, 04:30 AM
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| Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Rural Central California Foothills
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|  Perfect, Evie!! My dogs are sitting here staring at me while I laugh long and hard at that one.  Sandy |
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08-30-2006, 07:10 AM
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| Retired  Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Fergus Falls, MN
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| I don't get it 
__________________ I love the smell of burnt gunpowder.....it reminds me of a full freezer  Click on the link for my current weather... http://smileygenerator.us/smileygene.../links/554.gif |
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08-30-2006, 03:32 PM
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| Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Rural Central California Foothills
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08-30-2006, 05:26 PM
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| Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Hamilton Ontario
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| Very Funny Evie, ah to be six again what a grand size. Marsha |
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08-30-2006, 08:05 PM
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| Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: New Jersey
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| Evie, LOL  . Are you sure my wife didn't tell you that story? Sure sounds like something she'd say.Sawdustus of Hiawatha |
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08-30-2006, 08:29 PM
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| Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Massachusetts
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| lol......not to start a fight with the other gender cause ill be proved wrong as usual but........being a computer geek i could say women......GREAT program but no documentation....
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08-30-2006, 08:47 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: May 2006 Location: Lakewood Ranch Florida
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 | ahh but its so user friendly who needs documentation heheheheheheh  |
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