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08-24-2006, 06:48 PM
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| Gone to the Dark Side  Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Québec, Canada
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|  Happy Birthday Taffy Turner Happy birthday Gary, May this year bring you all that you need (What you desire isn't necessarely what you need), and may you be able to rock & scroll for a long time to come. Make a wish, Marcel This one's for you: They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it. An 42 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.... The receptionist said, Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?? "There's something wrong with my wee-wee," he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that." "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said. The receptionist replied, "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the doctor in private." The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone." The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered. The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes??" "There's something wrong with my ear," he stated. The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??" "I can't piss out of it," he replied. The waiting room erupted in laughter. Mess with (almost) seniors and you're gonna lose.
__________________ http://marleb.com DW788. -Have fun in the shop or it isn't a hobby anymore. NOTE: No trees were killed in the sending of this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.  Last edited by Marcel in Longueuil : 08-24-2006 at 06:56 PM. |
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08-24-2006, 06:59 PM
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| Fallen Angel Join Date: Mar 2005
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|  Many Happy Returns, Gary!  Gill
__________________ Want to know where we are? Click here There is no opinion, however absurd, which men will not readily embrace as soon as they can be brought to the conviction that it is readily adopted. (Schopenhauer, Die Kunst Recht zu Behalten) |
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08-24-2006, 07:04 PM
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| Elmer Fudd The Duck Man  Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Wyo
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  |  Happy Birthday Gary  Charlie, |
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08-24-2006, 07:45 PM
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| Moderator CUT IT OUT  Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Chilliwack British Columbia, Canada
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| Happy Birthday Gary... even if you are Welsh
__________________ CAЯL HIRD-RUTTEЯ "THE LYF SO SHORT, THE CRAFT SO LONG TO LERNE." GUSTAV STICKLEY Ryobi SC180VS scroll saw EX21 |
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08-24-2006, 09:42 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: california
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| Happy Birthday, Gary, see you have only been here for such a short time , and you already have a birthday. Hope you have a safe and well birhtday, and get all those tools, wood, patterns., paint, blades, and time, you wished for.you already have all the advice you could ever use,  your friend Evie |
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08-25-2006, 03:22 AM
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| Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Rural Central California Foothills
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|  Gosh, Gary, You've only been here a few days, and you're a whole year older!  See how time flies when you're having fun?I hope you have a good many more with us. Sandy |
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08-25-2006, 09:48 AM
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| Clueless beginner!  Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: South Wales, UK
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| Thanks everyone for the birthday wishes. Please can you all type a little more quietly today, as I have a hangover (I have no idea how that could have happened???)  Regards Gary PS - Carl - there is no need to feel jealous of me being Welsh - not everyone can be from Wales - it is only a small country!!!  |
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08-25-2006, 12:26 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: May 2006 Location: Lakewood Ranch Florida
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| a bit late but non the less Happy Birthday Gary best wishes and GODs Blessings |
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