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07-28-2006, 08:00 PM
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| Gone to the Dark Side  Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Québec, Canada
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|  Words to the Wise My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. If you look like your passport picture you probably need the trip. Always yield to temptation because it may not pass your way again. Eat Well . . . Stay Fit . . . Die Anyway. Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. Middle age is when broadness of mind and narrowness of waist change places. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when I'm in the bathroom. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
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07-28-2006, 08:03 PM
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| Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Massachusetts
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|  well dont know why i laughed, none of them apply to me......duh 
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07-28-2006, 08:03 PM
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| Technical Editor  Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Lebanon, Pa
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| And that's why I'm in charge of dishes at my house!!! Bob
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07-28-2006, 08:55 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: May 2006 Location: Lakewood Ranch Florida
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 | does loading the dishwasher apply in this case? please advise a life may be at stake  |
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07-28-2006, 10:50 PM
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| Fallen Angel Join Date: Mar 2005
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Nor has a husband ever been shot while cleaning up after aiming at the loo erratically. Nor has an elephant ever been shot in a cherry tree while sporting toenails cunningly painted red to look like cherries. Why? Coz these things just don't happen! Gill
__________________ Want to know where we are? Click here There is no opinion, however absurd, which men will not readily embrace as soon as they can be brought to the conviction that it is readily adopted. (Schopenhauer, Die Kunst Recht zu Behalten) | |
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07-28-2006, 10:54 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: california
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| HO HO HO Your all to funny, and, never has a hubby been shot for giving a wife time off.  |
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07-29-2006, 02:54 AM
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| Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006
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| I wish a husband would of been shot doing the dishes then maybe I wouldn't have to do them every night! LOL Eric |
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07-29-2006, 09:30 PM
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| Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: california
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I was wondering though, who does the cooking.  My Hubby is so spoiled. he even gets surved. drats , whats roung with this picture. mmm maybe I should rethink all this stuff. Evie | |
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