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Old 07-21-2006, 01:51 PM   #1
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Found this in my email this morning, it's not a joke, but a thought for the day.

There was once a woman who woke up one morning, looked in the mirror and noticed she had only three hairs on her head.

"Well," she said, "I think I'll braid my hair today," so she did and she had a wonderful day.

The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and saw she had only two hairs on her head.

"HMM," she said, "I think I'll part my hair down the middle today," and she did and she had a grand day.

The next morning she woke up, looked in the mirror and saw she had only one hair left on her head.

"Well," she said, "Today I'm going to wear my hair in a pony tail." So she did and it was a fun, fun day.

The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and noticed that there wasn't a single hair on her head.

"YEAH!" she exclaimed, "I don't have to fix my hair today!"


Remember you may not be able to control what someone says or does or some of the situations that life throws at you, but you can sure control the way you react.
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Old 07-21-2006, 02:04 PM   #2
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I see, with age comes wisdom.

good outlook!
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Old 07-21-2006, 03:43 PM   #3
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Hmmm....positive attitude huh....... lets see that means.

I dont have to worry about getting any older because im already in the last age group on all insurance forms, nothing left to check but "gone"

I can go shopping for new bigger pants now because the old ones dont fit any more.

I can hold more beer because my once firm stomach muscles, the "six pack look" has turn into a beer keg.

I dont have to worry about being rejected by pretty girls any more because my body , which used to be my temple has turned into a condemmed slum project.

I should thank the young kid at the coffee shop that reminded me i can get the senior discount.

or .........
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Old 07-21-2006, 03:49 PM   #4
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I prefer growing old to the alternative.

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Bill that was a good attitude. for me I think I will have a poney tail today.
What???? like i always say. Im not old, just been young longer. its fun to get old, now we can make mistakes, and we have something to blame them on. your friend Evie
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Evie, if half the people in the world had your attitude the world would be twice as good as it is.

As for me, if I could get my hair as thick as my waist and my waist as thin as my hair I would be doing well.
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Evie, if half the people in the world had your attitude the world would be twice as good as it is.

As for me, if I could get my hair as thick as my waist and my waist as thin as my hair I would be doing well.
Oh NO I cant believe I am going to say this. but Carl i just love you, I know its Garsh Darn hot out. But I do love a hairy waist. Big hair. Well now thats another question. Ok now I think I will run for presadent. Evie
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Bill,
Thanks for the humor, I got a big grin
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