Inspirational Posters for Real Life - Scroll Saw Woodworking & Crafts Message Board

Marcel in Longueuil · 06-16-2006, 12:47 PM

1. Rome did not create a great empire by having
meetings . . . they did it by killing all those who opposed
them.

2. If you can stay calm, while all around you is
chaos . . . then you probably haven't completely understood
the seriousness of the situation.

3. Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing
the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

4. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet
engines.

5. Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural
Stupidity.

6. A person who smiles in the face of adversity...
probably has a scapegoat.

7. Plagiarism saves time.

8. If at first you don't succeed, try management.

9. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid
altogether.

10. TEAMWORK... means never having to take all the
blame yourself.

11. The beatings will continue until morale improves.

12. Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in
large groups.

13. We waste time, so you don't have to.

14. Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years
away!

15. Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an
incompetent slacker.

16. A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock
at all.

17. When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee
break.

18. INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.

19. Succeed in spite of management.

20. Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.

TGIF,
Marcel

CanadianScroller · 06-16-2006, 12:56 PM

Marcel, mon ami, artisan espiÃ¨gle et enjouÃ©...

I have a feeling that some of my co workers went to this motivational seminar

Woodbutcher68 · 06-16-2006, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CanadianScroller

Marcel, mon ami, artisan espiÃ¨gle et enjouÃ©...

I have a feeling that some of my co workers went to this motivational seminar

Just go to Despair.com. They have all the posters and stuff you need to get demotivated!

minowevie · 06-18-2006, 11:44 PM

well crap. Marcel I understood every word. and I for one needed to hear it today. you my friend , am, are or, just what i needed to hear. happy fathers day my friend. you diserve it. keep it coming. only us that needed it . needed it. does that make sence. it does to me. love ya my brother. Evie

core-eagle · 06-19-2006, 04:38 AM

Sounds like a lot of the contractors I deal with. Some have kicked into high gear in the past two months. I think they are trying to get a quota or something.

Tim

06-16-2006, 12:47 PM	#1
Marcel in Longueuil Gone to the Dark Side Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Québec, Canada Posts: 1,122	Inspirational Posters for Real Life 1. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings . . . they did it by killing all those who opposed them. 2. If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos . . . then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation. 3. Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security. 4. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. 5. Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity. 6. A person who smiles in the face of adversity... probably has a scapegoat. 7. Plagiarism saves time. 8. If at first you don't succeed, try management. 9. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 10. TEAMWORK... means never having to take all the blame yourself. 11. The beatings will continue until morale improves. 12. Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups. 13. We waste time, so you don't have to. 14. Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away! 15. Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker. 16. A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all. 17. When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break. 18. INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY. 19. Succeed in spite of management. 20. Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment. TGIF, Marcel __________________ http://marleb.com DW788. -Have fun in the shop or it isn't a hobby anymore. NOTE: No trees were killed in the sending of this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

06-16-2006, 12:56 PM	#2
CanadianScroller Moderator CUT IT OUT Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Chilliwack British Columbia, Canada Posts: 3,904 Blog Entries: 12	Marcel, mon ami, artisan espiÃ¨gle et enjouÃ©... I have a feeling that some of my co workers went to this motivational seminar __________________ CAЯL HIRD-RUTTEЯ "proud member of the best scroll sawing forum on the net." Ryobi SC180VS scroll saw EX21

06-19-2006, 04:38 AM	#5
core-eagle Hardwood Artist Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Kalispell, MT Posts: 211	Sounds like a lot of the contractors I deal with. Some have kicked into high gear in the past two months. I think they are trying to get a quota or something. Tim __________________ "All it Takes For the Forces of EVIL to Rule Is For Enough GOOD People To DO NOTHING!" Saws: Dewalt 788 'Twins', Makita SJ401 (Retired), Grizzly G1012 18" Bandsaw

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06-18-2006, 11:44 PM	#4
minowevie Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: california Posts: 6,297	well crap. Marcel I understood every word. and I for one needed to hear it today. you my friend , am, are or, just what i needed to hear. happy fathers day my friend. you diserve it. keep it coming. only us that needed it . needed it. does that make sence. it does to me. love ya my brother. Evie