         | Home Club Search Message Board Scroller Galleries Subscription Services |
Subscribe Today! |
Magazine |
Scroll Saw Community |
Reader's Poll |
Testimonials Fantastic magazine, I love it! I wanted to make sure that I didn't miss an issue. I only wish that it came out more often... Continue |
Found the Fox?  Click here to enter the Fox Hunt contest! |
Welcome to Scroll Saw Woodworking & Crafts Message Board, an online scroll saw forum community where you can join thousands of scrollers from around the world discussing all things related to Scrolling. To gain full access to the message board you must register for a free account.
As a registered member you will be able to:
If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact the Scroll Saw Woodworking & Crafts Support Team. |
| |||||||
| Register | FAQ | Members List | Calendar | Search | Today's Posts | Mark Forums Read |
 Off Topic | |||
 |
| | LinkBack | Thread Tools | Display Modes |
05-30-2006, 02:46 PM
| #1 |
| Gone to the Dark Side  Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Québec, Canada
Posts: 1,127
|  An Unusual Cuckoo Clock Just after I got married, I was invited out for a night with "the boys." I told the misses that I would be home by midnight ... promise! Well, the yarns were being spun and the grog was going down easy, and at around 3 a.m. full as a boot, I went home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock started, and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly I realized she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself, having the quick wittedness -- even when smashed -- to escape a possible conflict. Next morning the misses asked me what time I got in and I told her 12 o'clock. Whew! Got away with that one! She then told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked her why she said "Well, it cuckooed 3 times, said 'dang it,' cuckooed another 4 times, farted, cuckooed another 3 times, cleared its throat, and cuckooed twice and giggled." Regards, Marcel 
__________________ http://marleb.com DW788. -Have fun in the shop or it isn't a hobby anymore. NOTE: No trees were killed in the sending of this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.  |
|  |
|
05-30-2006, 03:52 PM
| #2 |
| Elmer Fudd The Duck Man  Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Wyo
Posts: 769
  |  LOL Charlie, |
|
| |
|
05-30-2006, 10:24 PM
| #3 |
| Senior Member  Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: california
Posts: 5,152
|  too funny. lol |
|
| |
|
05-31-2006, 06:15 PM
| #4 |
| Southern Cheesehead  Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Georgia
Posts: 353
| I've seen that joke a couple of times, but it's one of the funniest ones out there. Maybe because I can actually visualize some drunk actually doing that same thing.
__________________ Kelly "All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them." Walt Disney |
|
| |
|
06-01-2006, 03:07 AM
| #5 |
| Member  Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia
Posts: 39
 | hehe good one, have seen a similar one to this involving a guy bringing snails home
__________________ Brett Only Robinson Crusoe could get everything done by Friday!! |
|
| |
|
| Thread Tools | |
| Display Modes | |
Linear Mode
| |
|
Similar Threads | ||||
| Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
| clock 1 | cbenson56244 | Welcome Members | 7 | 02-23-2007 02:26 PM |
| Cuckoo Clock | unixpro | Bragging Section | 8 | 01-29-2007 02:29 PM |
| Cuckoo Clock is off | owler | Off Topic | 6 | 01-19-2007 09:18 PM |
| 1st clock | heavykevy | General Scroll Saw | 1 | 03-19-2006 12:49 AM |
| Unusual woodstains | grumpy560 | Wood Finishing and Painting | 11 | 03-03-2002 03:55 PM |
All times are GMT. The time now is 06:48 AM.
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37
