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05-23-2006, 07:59 PM
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| Gone to the Dark Side  Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Québec, Canada
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|  Food for thought Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never thought about; Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? ! Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Why did you just try singing the two songs above? Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
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05-24-2006, 03:28 AM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Taipei Taiwan
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 |  I stopped singing when I read that line. That's food for thought 
__________________ MinotBob Makita MSJ-401 Universal Tools: Remember you only really need 2 tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the Duct Tape |
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05-24-2006, 05:36 AM
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| Moderator CUT IT OUT  Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Chilliwack British Columbia, Canada
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| Why do they have braille on a drive through ATM machine? Why do the stoplights have audible cuckoos for blind people? Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Why do Klingons always orbit Uranus? Why do we always use the word down after fall? You cant fall up! Why do people read these dumb things?
__________________ CAЯL HIRD-RUTTEЯ "THE LYF SO SHORT, THE CRAFT SO LONG TO LERNE." GUSTAV STICKLEY Ryobi SC180VS scroll saw EX21 |
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05-24-2006, 09:38 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: california
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| Too funny , and I don't have a clue. your friend Evie |
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06-17-2006, 02:44 PM
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| Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: New Jersey
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| It sounds as if you guys like George Carlin also. |
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