Sawdust King: Tim, please don't read (Just kidding, couldn't resist)

[Marcel in Longueuil]

Great Shot!

The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and
realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early
spring day, decided he just had to play golf.

So... he told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling sick
and convinced him to say Mass for him that day. As soon as
the Associate Pastor left the room, Father Norton headed out
of town to a golf course about forty miles away. This way he
knew he wouldn't accidentally meet anyone he knew from his
parish.


Setting up on the first tee, he was alone. After all, it was
Sunday morning and everyone else was in church!


At about this time, Saint Peter leaned over to the Lord
while looking down from the heavens and exclaimed, "You're
not going to let him get away with this, are you?"


The Lord sighed, and said, "No, I guess not." Just then
Father Norton hit the ball and it shot straight towards the
pin, dropping just short of it, rolled up and fell into the
hole. It WAS A 420 YARD HOLE IN ONE! St. Peter was
astonished. He looked at the Lord and asked, "Why did you let
him do that?"


The Lord smiled and replied, "Who's he going to tell?"
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[ozarkhillbilly]

Thanks Marcel, Here's one also......

Kenny moved toTexas and bought a donkey from a farmer for 100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.
Kenny replied," Well, then, just give me my money back."
The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already.
Kenny said, "OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey."
The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"
Kenny, "I'm going to raffle him."
The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead donkey."
Kenny said, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just don't tell anybody he is dead."
A month later, the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"
"I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $998.00."
The farmer said," Didn't anyone complain?"
"Just the guy who won. So I gave him back his two dollars."

[SharonW0111]

Thanks Guys ----- Sharon
Somehow I can actually imagine there is truth to all 3 of the stories--

[bishopkerrie]

A good start to my day. Thanks for the laughs.