I have been unfaithful - Scroll Saw Woodworking & Crafts Message Board

Fremmed · 10-28-2009, 12:41 AM

I couldn't help myself. I looked around, nobody was watching. I knew nobody would find out. Besides, it's not like I'm hurting anybody else. It was just way too easy. But now I'm feeling guilty. What should I do? Pretend it didn't happen, or confess? Will she ever forgive me? Here it goes, off to tell Dremel that I've been having going behind her back and cutting with the band saw.

wood-n-things · 10-28-2009, 12:42 AM

You nut! ROFLMAO

Janette · 10-28-2009, 12:45 AM

Better hope she doesn't catch you...it's kind of like driving your car into a car lot to look at new ones...something is sure to go very wrong

marshall · 10-28-2009, 12:48 AM

Kevin you need to go for a mental evaluation for sure

.... .breathing to much saw dust........he he he he ............

Wood Dog · 10-28-2009, 01:12 AM

What happens in Cucamonga, CA, should stay in Cucamonga, CA, but now with your big mouth.....

everybody knows.

Rick-H · 10-28-2009, 01:30 AM

When she gets ahold of you again she will cut your darm fingers off for playing with someone else. I hope your bandsaw is a female too!

Sally · 10-28-2009, 02:18 AM

You guys are a hoot!

Gill · 10-28-2009, 03:21 AM

She'll only notice if you start demanding that she cuts to within half an inch of the pattern line. Not that I'm saying Dremel's are trailer trash, but band saws aren't exactly Beverly Hills, are they?

MY goodness, Kevin, you do like rough trade! I hope you took sensible precautions and wore a dust mask. It would be awful if you went down with an STD (Scrolling Transmitted Disease).

Jim McDonald · 10-28-2009, 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gill

with an STD (Scrolling Transmitted Disease).

Now that's funny.

Seriously Kevin, I think if you used your body as a shield, the Dremel might not even be aware, but if you carried incriminating sawdust to the other side of the shop....

JohnB · 10-28-2009, 03:59 AM

Can't say anything that hasn't been said ROFL

Yea, I know, it's not like me!

10-28-2009, 12:41 AM	#1
Fremmed Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Rancho Cucamonga, CA Posts: 840	I have been unfaithful I couldn't help myself. I looked around, nobody was watching. I knew nobody would find out. Besides, it's not like I'm hurting anybody else. It was just way too easy. But now I'm feeling guilty. What should I do? Pretend it didn't happen, or confess? Will she ever forgive me? Here it goes, off to tell Dremel that I've been having going behind her back and cutting with the band saw. __________________ The Journey is the Reward Kevin

10-28-2009, 12:42 AM	#2
wood-n-things Behave Yourself..I can't. Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Right here ---silly Posts: 4,478 Blog Entries: 1	You nut! ROFLMAO __________________ The Mike One of them anyway. Don't be so open-minded. Your brains will fall out!

10-28-2009, 12:45 AM	#3
Janette Intarsia Moderator Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Eugene, Oregon Posts: 2,110 Blog Entries: 4	Better hope she doesn't catch you...it's kind of like driving your car into a car lot to look at new ones...something is sure to go very wrong __________________ Janette www.square-designs.com

10-28-2009, 12:48 AM	#4
marshall Just love Being Here Join Date: May 2008 Location: Jonesboro AR Posts: 2,113	Kevin you need to go for a mental evaluation for sure .... .breathing to much saw dust........he he he he ............ __________________ Usually busier than a cat in a sandbox !!!!!!!!!!! { Dewalt 788 only }

10-28-2009, 01:12 AM	#5
Wood Dog Senior member--Absolutely Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: MA USA Posts: 3,451	What happens in Cucamonga, CA, should stay in Cucamonga, CA, but now with your big mouth..... everybody knows. __________________ WD

10-28-2009, 01:30 AM	#6
Rick-H Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Grimes, Iowa Posts: 275	When she gets ahold of you again she will cut your darm fingers off for playing with someone else. I hope your bandsaw is a female too! __________________ Rick Hutcheson http://www.scrollsaws.com

10-28-2009, 02:18 AM	#7
Sally Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Renton WA Posts: 1,027	You guys are a hoot! __________________ DeWalt user.

10-28-2009, 03:21 AM	#8
Gill Fallen Angel Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 2,625	She'll only notice if you start demanding that she cuts to within half an inch of the pattern line. Not that I'm saying Dremel's are trailer trash, but band saws aren't exactly Beverly Hills, are they? MY goodness, Kevin, you do like rough trade! I hope you took sensible precautions and wore a dust mask. It would be awful if you went down with an STD (Scrolling Transmitted Disease). __________________ There is no opinion, however absurd, which men will not readily embrace as soon as they can be brought to the conviction that it is readily adopted. (Schopenhauer, Die Kunst Recht zu Behalten)

10-28-2009, 03:59 AM	#10
JohnB 1 Tin Soldier Rides Away Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Kalgoorlie, Western Australia Posts: 4,859	Can't say anything that hasn't been said ROFL Yea, I know, it's not like me! __________________ Regards John "The Golden Mile" I got holes in both of my shoes Well I'm a walking case of the blues Saw a dollar yesterday But the wind blew it away Some of my Stuff Retired Medically Unfit WA Police Officers

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