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Pajaro · 02-04-2008, 04:21 PM

A Psychoanalyst was evaluating this patient to determine if he need to be committed or not.

Only one question is needed to determine this..

Can you answer it correct.

"What do Apples and Oranges have in common?"

If you are wrong, you might be in trouble.

Jediscroller · 02-04-2008, 04:37 PM

I'm almost afraid to answer, hehehehe. Umm, they're both fruits, both grow on trees, both have seeds.
Somehow, I'm thinking the right answer isn't so obvious.

Pajaro · 02-04-2008, 05:41 PM

Sorry folks, that one ended my career as a stand up comic.

what was i thinking.

both are fruits. some how it seemed funny when i first heard it.

byounghusband · 02-04-2008, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Sorry folks, that one ended my career as a stand up comic.

what was i thinking.

both are fruits.

Commit him!!!!

Pajaro · 02-04-2008, 07:15 PM

Save me I can't help myself, it's a sickness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

minowevie · 02-04-2008, 08:02 PM

Ok I will give it a try. but move over Pete. I might be joining you in the nut farm.
1- they are both round, almost
2- they both grow on trees
3-they both have seeds
4- they shar in some vitamons
5- they are both fruit
6- they both grow in Calif, as well as other states
7- they are both juicy.

8- and they are both good for the heart.
9- etc, etc, etc.
10- and they both splat pretty cool when rotton

your friend Evie

Tor · 02-04-2008, 09:39 PM

I think the splat of an orange will beat the splat of an apple. All that lovely fermented juice in a shell that can be properly thrown. Whoops, guess I might get to join the lot of you. Just make sure that it is outfitted with a good shop

Tor

Doc249HMCS · 02-04-2008, 10:55 PM

Not that I would know but, I have heard that fermented apple juice is quit tasty.

Plaquerd · 02-04-2008, 11:02 PM

Doc
Ah yes, warm hard cider......nothing like it .....
uuuumm......hiccup hiccup.

02-04-2008, 04:21 PM	#1
Pajaro Going back to who I am. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: How can you have fun in a place where dogs aren't allowed. Posts: 2,129 Blog Entries: 1	committed A Psychoanalyst was evaluating this patient to determine if he need to be committed or not. Only one question is needed to determine this.. Can you answer it correct. "What do Apples and Oranges have in common?" If you are wrong, you might be in trouble. __________________ Pájaro Pete Hombre del pájaro www.pajarostudiowns.com Member " Scrollsaw Association of the world " Excalibur EX-21 fanatic One of the Chosen few "If you play with things that can eat you, you're going to get eaten" (Tarzan) . "

02-04-2008, 04:37 PM	#2
Jediscroller American Crafstman Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Galaxy far, far away Posts: 3,164 Blog Entries: 6	I'm almost afraid to answer, hehehehe. Umm, they're both fruits, both grow on trees, both have seeds. Somehow, I'm thinking the right answer isn't so obvious. __________________ Kevin Scrollsaw Patterns Online Making holes in wood with an EX-30, Craftsman 16" VS, Dremel 1680 and 1671

02-04-2008, 05:41 PM	#3
Pajaro Going back to who I am. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: How can you have fun in a place where dogs aren't allowed. Posts: 2,129 Blog Entries: 1	Sorry folks, that one ended my career as a stand up comic. what was i thinking. both are fruits. some how it seemed funny when i first heard it. __________________ Pájaro Pete Hombre del pájaro www.pajarostudiowns.com Member " Scrollsaw Association of the world " Excalibur EX-21 fanatic One of the Chosen few "If you play with things that can eat you, you're going to get eaten" (Tarzan) . " Last edited by Pajaro; 02-04-2008 at 05:58 PM.

02-04-2008, 07:15 PM	#5
Pajaro Going back to who I am. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: How can you have fun in a place where dogs aren't allowed. Posts: 2,129 Blog Entries: 1	Save me I can't help myself, it's a sickness!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ Pájaro Pete Hombre del pájaro www.pajarostudiowns.com Member " Scrollsaw Association of the world " Excalibur EX-21 fanatic One of the Chosen few "If you play with things that can eat you, you're going to get eaten" (Tarzan) . "

02-04-2008, 09:39 PM	#7
Tor Mad Marqueteur Join Date: May 2007 Location: The "Green Side" in Hawaii Posts: 1,416	I think the splat of an orange will beat the splat of an apple. All that lovely fermented juice in a shell that can be properly thrown. Whoops, guess I might get to join the lot of you. Just make sure that it is outfitted with a good shop Tor __________________ I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it. - Thomas Jefferson Garden Island Marqueteur http://www.fineartmarquetry.com

02-04-2008, 08:02 PM	#6
minowevie Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: california Posts: 6,297	Ok I will give it a try. but move over Pete. I might be joining you in the nut farm. 1- they are both round, almost 2- they both grow on trees 3-they both have seeds 4- they shar in some vitamons 5- they are both fruit 6- they both grow in Calif, as well as other states 7- they are both juicy. 8- and they are both good for the heart. 9- etc, etc, etc. 10- and they both splat pretty cool when rotton your friend Evie

02-04-2008, 10:55 PM	#8
Doc249HMCS Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: California Posts: 734	Not that I would know but, I have heard that fermented apple juice is quit tasty. __________________ Doc249HMCS DeWalt 788 and Dremel 1680

02-04-2008, 11:02 PM	#9
Plaquerd Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Northwest New Jersey Posts: 1,333	Doc Ah yes, warm hard cider......nothing like it ..... uuuumm......hiccup hiccup. __________________ Dave "Tight's tight, too tight's broken" www.lakeviewscrollsawing.com

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