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09-25-2007, 06:07 PM
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| Southern Alaskan  Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Wasilla, Alaska
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|  I usually don't post such things It made my morning, hopefully you will get a laugh out of it as well. Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!" So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!" The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman. The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?" The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!" Todd
__________________ Todd Hawk G4, Dremel 1800 Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati Last edited by Rivari : 09-25-2007 at 08:34 PM. |
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09-25-2007, 06:12 PM
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| Land Locked  Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Ocala, FL
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| I guess I am getting old but I don't get it. Mike C |
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09-25-2007, 07:34 PM
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| Moderator  Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In a house ... but I might move.
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|  Me either....
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09-25-2007, 07:41 PM
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| Moderator  Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Grass Valley, Calif
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| whew..thought I was alone in not understanding so I read it several times..  |
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09-25-2007, 07:53 PM
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| Grumpy Old Moderator  Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Galaxy far, far away
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 | Otay....I missed something too.
__________________ Kevin Scrollsaw Patterns Online Making holes in wood with an EX-30, Craftsman 16" VS, Dremel 1680 and 1671 A wise and frugal government, which shall leave men free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor and bread it has earned - this is the sum of good government. - Thomas Jefferson |
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09-25-2007, 08:07 PM
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| Pajaro Studio Dallas  Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: If it ain't Texas, it Just ain't livin.
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__________________ Pajaro Pete Blue Bird of Happiness Member " Scrollsaw Association of the world " Excalibur EX-21 fanatic One of the Chosen few "If you work real hard, and you get everything you've always wanted, is it worth it? Not if your dog doesn't like you" (Charles M Schulz)  |
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09-25-2007, 08:10 PM
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| Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Dallas, Texas
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| Ok, so ugly OR handsome,-----she is still chained to a man for all of eternity??? Hermit |
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09-25-2007, 08:19 PM
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| Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Near Detroit, Michigan
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| Ahh-hh, hmmm, {cough, cough} Well, ah, em, ah, you see well am a The punch line is not socially correct humor.... Please allow me to take cover before you read the below... .... .... OK.. ready! read... You see the other two ladies were chained to an un-attractive male as punisment. so-o-o, what happens when an attractive man steps on a Duck??? Who is he chained to? |
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09-25-2007, 08:25 PM
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| Pajaro Studio Dallas Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: If it ain't Texas, it Just ain't livin.
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__________________ Pajaro Pete Blue Bird of Happiness Member " Scrollsaw Association of the world " Excalibur EX-21 fanatic One of the Chosen few "If you work real hard, and you get everything you've always wanted, is it worth it? Not if your dog doesn't like you" (Charles M Schulz) |
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09-25-2007, 08:36 PM
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| Southern Alaskan Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Wasilla, Alaska
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| Dang...I forgot to add the last two lines. I edited my post for those wanting to read it a four or fifth time. As for it not being socially correct....that I don't get??? Back to lurking.
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