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08-29-2007, 09:10 PM
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| Moderator  Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: SW MN
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|  Sick Leave I urgently needed a few days off work, But, I knew the boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "crazy" Then he would tell me to take a few days off. So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, So, that the boss might think I was "crazy" and give me a few days off. A few minutes later the boss came into the office and asked, "What in the name of GOD are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said, "You are clearly stressed out." Go home and recuperate for a couple of days." I jumped down and walked out of the office... When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the boss asked her, "..And where do you think you're going?!" She said, "I'm going home,too. I can't work in the dark. |
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08-29-2007, 10:51 PM
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| Grumpy Old Moderator  Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Galaxy far, far away
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 | HEheheheheehe!!!!
__________________ Kevin Scrollsaw Patterns Online Making holes in wood with an EX-30, Craftsman 16" VS, Dremel 1680 and 1671 A wise and frugal government, which shall leave men free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor and bread it has earned - this is the sum of good government. - Thomas Jefferson |
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08-30-2007, 12:35 AM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Oregon USA
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| Good one!!!
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08-30-2007, 12:53 AM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Glen Burnie, MD
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|  Thanks for the laugh.Betty
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08-30-2007, 04:34 AM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: May 2006 Location: Lakewood Ranch Florida
Posts: 1,164
 | oh my gosh that is hilarious, Mike thanks for the good laugh
__________________ Daryl S. Walters Psycotic scroller with a DeWalt 788 |
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08-30-2007, 02:51 PM
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| Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Hamilton Ontario
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| Thanks Mike, Marsha
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