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08-13-2007, 05:15 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ARIZONA
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|  Golfing Subject: Golfing With The Wife A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five-iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asked him, "What happened to you?" "Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went to look for them. While I was looking around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it, stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours! I don't remember much after that."
__________________ KNOTHEAD  Never try to save a piece at the expense of spilling your beer! |
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08-13-2007, 09:58 PM
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| junior moderator  Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Chertsey, Quebec, Canada
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| LOL, if you said that to me you probably would look like that guy too...  Diane
__________________ Dragon Owner of a Dewalt 788 PuffityDragon on AFSP |
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08-13-2007, 11:21 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: May 2006 Location: Lakewood Ranch Florida
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 | a classic if there ever was one and still brings a chuckle
__________________ Daryl S. Walters Psycotic scroller with a DeWalt 788 |
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