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Old 06-12-2007, 07:38 PM   #1
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You've been reading up while the waters are high???
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The last one sounds just like my Ex. And that is one of the many reason she is Ex.
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LOL! I love it!! Thanks Carl! Ha ha.
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LOL those are good, Carl. Thanks for the laugh.

In our local convenience store yesterday there was an ad saying:
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I was intrigued - how the hell do you LOSE an outboard motor ...
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lol I think he is getting bored with the high water
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