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Minnesota scroller · 04-01-2007, 12:12 PM

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your
car as you are putting things into the trunk. They both start wiping
your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost
falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask
you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's. You agree and they get
in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them
climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while
the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen February 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th,
17th, 20th, & 24th. Also March 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, three times
just yesterday and very likely this coming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful."

miamw · 04-01-2007, 12:16 PM

Are you kidding? How could you get it stolen twice on the 15th and the 8th and three times yesterday?

bronco · 04-01-2007, 12:26 PM

I guess it's nice to have all those wallets to give away Mike!
Happy fools day.
Bill

knothead · 04-01-2007, 12:41 PM

What Home Depot was that??????????????????? Need to do some shopping and have lots of wallets.

wwalker47 · 04-01-2007, 12:47 PM

Mike-

That was so good thanks for the laugh. I need it since my 788 is broke until I get the parts.

How many wallets do you need to get that help at Home depot? Hey, Knothead maybe we can go together I've got a van.

-Bill

PeteB · 04-01-2007, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Minnesota scroller

I had my wallet stolen February 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also March 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, three times just yesterday and very likely this coming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.

How can you be so sure that it was them that took the wallets????

Pete

DukeNukem · 04-01-2007, 02:33 PM

That's to ffffuuuunnnny Mike LOL

Jerry

Mick Walker · 04-01-2007, 08:58 PM

Mike, now are you bragging or complaining??

minowevie · 04-01-2007, 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Minnesota scroller

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your
car as you are putting things into the trunk. They both start wiping
your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost
falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask
you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's. You agree and they get
in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them
climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while
the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen February 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th,
17th, 20th, & 24th. Also March 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, three times
just yesterday and very likely this coming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful."

Dang , now just what does this say about you. there just must be something about getting your wallet stollen that makes you happy.

Hopefully,. you carry lots of wallets. that way you can come out a head. ark ark. Dang, I never get my wallet stollen,. even when I am looking my best. must be a man thing. Evie

Minnesota scroller · 04-01-2007, 10:46 PM

Ya know Evie, I was chuckling as soon as I saw you posted a reply. I just knew it would bring a smile to my face.

04-01-2007, 12:12 PM	#1
Minnesota scroller Moderator Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: SW MN Posts: 1,698	Home Depot Scam Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are putting things into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen February 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also March 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, three times just yesterday and very likely this coming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful." __________________ Mike Making sawdust with a Dremel 1680. www.picturetrail.com/naturephotos

04-01-2007, 12:16 PM	#2
miamw Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: New Jersey Posts: 452	Are you kidding? How could you get it stolen twice on the 15th and the 8th and three times yesterday? __________________ Mia We are the music makers. We are the dreamers of dreams. Easy scrollin' with a DW788

04-01-2007, 12:26 PM	#3
bronco Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Texas Posts: 299	I guess it's nice to have all those wallets to give away Mike! Happy fools day. Bill __________________ Delta P-20

04-01-2007, 12:41 PM	#4
knothead Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ARIZONA Posts: 798	What Home Depot was that??????????????????? Need to do some shopping and have lots of wallets. __________________ Tom ____________________ If you always do what you've always done, You'll always get what you have always gotten.

04-01-2007, 12:47 PM	#5
wwalker47 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seminole, Florida Posts: 797	Thanks for the laugh Mike- That was so good thanks for the laugh. I need it since my 788 is broke until I get the parts. How many wallets do you need to get that help at Home depot? Hey, Knothead maybe we can go together I've got a van. -Bill __________________ My saw is a DeWalt788 Measure twice; cut once; count fingers after cut

04-01-2007, 02:33 PM	#7
DukeNukem Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 1,172	That's to ffffuuuunnnny Mike LOL Jerry __________________ Don't worry be scrolling

04-01-2007, 08:58 PM	#8
Mick Walker Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Janesville, WI Posts: 1,493	Mike, now are you bragging or complaining?? __________________ Mick, - Delta P-20 The future ain't what it used to be.

04-01-2007, 10:46 PM	#10
Minnesota scroller Moderator Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: SW MN Posts: 1,698	Ya know Evie, I was chuckling as soon as I saw you posted a reply. I just knew it would bring a smile to my face. __________________ Mike Making sawdust with a Dremel 1680. www.picturetrail.com/naturephotos

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