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Old 07-31-2012, 08:08 PM   #1
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Husband took the wife to a disco on the weekend.
There was a guy on the dance floor giving it large - break-dancing,
moon-walking, back flips... the works.

The wife turned to husband and said: "See that guy? 25 years ago he
proposed to me and I turned him down."

Husband says: "Looks like he's still not done celebrating!!!"

And that's when the lumps started appearing doctor
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Glad you're back Oily. Thanks for the morning giggles.

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