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|07-23-2012, 11:26 PM||#1|
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Northwest New Jersey
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A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer,
"This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?"
The boy takes the quarters and leaves the dollar. "What did I tell you?" said
the barber. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of
the ice cream store & says; "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did
you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the
"Tight's tight, too tight's broken"
|07-24-2012, 10:17 AM||#2|
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: New Jersey
Thanked 16 Times in 15 Posts
Dumb like a fox.
A day without sawdust is a day without sunshine.
delta 650, hawk G426
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