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|06-08-2012, 12:00 PM||#1|
Join Date: Mar 2010
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The Perfect Husband
THE PERFECT HUSBAND
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000 for it."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you really want."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.
He turns and asks, "Anyone know who's phone this is?"
|06-10-2012, 10:34 AM||#2|
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: New Jersey
Thanked 16 Times in 15 Posts
Now that's funny. The rich really do live differently but how dumb is she that she doesn't even recognize that it's not her husbands voice.
A day without sawdust is a day without sunshine.
delta 650, hawk G426
|06-10-2012, 02:03 PM||#3|
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Northern Edge of the Great Sonoran Desert
Thanked 33 Times in 25 Posts
It's NOT funny! That was MY phone!
I've Got A Lot More To Learn
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~~ Molly Venter
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