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Old 03-06-2012, 12:21 PM   #1
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I NEVER KNEW THIS!!!

INVOLVES THE SHAMPOO WHEN IT RUNS DOWN YOUR BODY WHEN YOU SHOWER WITH IT!!!

WARNING TO US ALL!!!

YOU NEED TO READ THIS. DON'T DELETE IT BEFORE READING !

I HAVE JUST RECEIVED THIS WARNING!


Shampoo Warning!!!

I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner! I use shampoo in the shower!


When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and

Printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning,


"FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY"


No wonder I have been gaining weight!

Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Dawn dish soap instead.

Its' label reads,

"DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE"

Problem solved!


If I don't answer the phone, - ... I'll be in the shower!


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LOL Very funny.!!!
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Let me know if it works! Valuable information!

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Wonder if they sell that Dawn stuff here in Italy - I could sure use a couple of bottles!
Very amusing John!
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