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|01-31-2012, 05:32 PM||#1|
Senior give me a Discount
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Beautiful Southern Oregon
Thanked 7 Times in 7 Posts
All seriousness aside
It's not whether you win or lose,
but how you place the blame.
You are not drunk
if you can lie on the floor
without holding on.
We have enough "youth".
How about a fountain of "smart"?
The original point and click interface
was a Smith & Wesson.
A Fool and his money
can throw one heck of a party
When blondes have more fun,do they know it?
Five days a week my body is a temple.
The other two it's an amusement park.
LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES
USE BIRTH CONTROL
Money isn't everything,
but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
Don't Drink and Drive You might hit a bump and spill something.
If at first you don't succeed
skydiving is not for you
Reality is only an illusion
that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.
We are born naked, wet and hungry.
Then things get worse.
Red meat is not bad for you
Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers
give the rest a bad name.
Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge
to produce reproductive organs.
Alabama state motto:
At least we're not Mississippi
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO
MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.
The latest survey shows that
three out of four people make
up 75% of the population
"You know why a banana is like a politician?"
"He comes in and first he is green, then he turns yellow
and then he's rotten."
"I think Congressmen should wear uniforms,
you know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could
identify their corporate sponsors."
The reason Politicians try so hard to get re-elected
is that they could not make a living
under the laws they've passed.
When a work lifts your spirits and inspires bold and noble thoughts in you, do not look for any other standard to judge by: the work is good, the product of a master craftsman.
Jean De La Bruyere...
Hegner 18, Delta p-20, Griz 14 inch Band saw
|02-01-2012, 12:41 AM||#2|
Join Date: Mar 2008
Thanked 2 Times in 1 Post
Here's one to add, Chuck
"Statistics prove that if your parents don't have any children, you won't either."
Last edited by Dick-Miraglia; 02-01-2012 at 01:54 AM.
|02-02-2012, 09:48 AM||#3|
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: New Jersey
Thanked 16 Times in 15 Posts
Those are all oldies but goodies. Thanks for the morning giggles guys.
A day without sawdust is a day without sunshine.
delta 650, hawk G426