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|05-20-2011, 03:48 AM||#1|
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Beautiful Southern Oregon
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An Elderly Gentleman
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a. m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body ."
The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replies, "That would be my wife."
When a work lifts your spirits and inspires bold and noble thoughts in you, do not look for any other standard to judge by: the work is good, the product of a master craftsman.
Jean De La Bruyere...
Hegner 18, Delta p-20, Griz 14 inch Band saw
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