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Powakee · 05-14-2011, 10:06 AM

There was a snail who wanted to be a Formula One racing driver. He went to the track and asked if he could drive. The racing team manager said, "Yes, but you can't have a number on your car, you can only have an 'S' because you are a snail."

The snail was okay with this, so he entered the race. The race started and the snail's car was at the back, but suddenly he sped to the front, overtaking all the cars to win! As the spectators saw the snail speed past them, they yelled, "Wow! Look at that s-car go!"

jim_mex · 05-14-2011, 12:59 PM

LOL Powadee! -must be still shaking the slumber from my brain this morning since I had to read that twice before the peso dropped! Funny!

ChuckD · 05-14-2011, 07:57 PM

Don't feel bad Jim, It took me several minutes before it sunk in. I think.

wood-n-things · 05-14-2011, 10:43 PM

I had to read it twice before I got it too. cute!

Jan · 05-15-2011, 12:32 AM

That's a real groaner! Good going, Powakee

sawdustus · 05-16-2011, 10:59 AM

An oldie but goodie. Thanks for the morning giggle.

george

05-14-2011, 10:06 AM	#1
Powakee Electronically Neutral Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Northern Edge of the Great Sonoran Desert Posts: 1,641 Thanks: 14 Thanked 35 Times in 27 Posts	A Snail's Pace There was a snail who wanted to be a Formula One racing driver. He went to the track and asked if he could drive. The racing team manager said, "Yes, but you can't have a number on your car, you can only have an 'S' because you are a snail." The snail was okay with this, so he entered the race. The race started and the snail's car was at the back, but suddenly he sped to the front, overtaking all the cars to win! As the spectators saw the snail speed past them, they yelled, "Wow! Look at that s-car go!" __________________ I've Got A Lot More To Learn About Leaving Battlegrounds Alone ~~ Molly Venter

05-14-2011, 12:59 PM	#2
jim_mex 100% toilet trained! Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Pachuca, Mexico Posts: 5,610 Thanks: 0 Thanked 71 Times in 58 Posts	LOL Powadee! -must be still shaking the slumber from my brain this morning since I had to read that twice before the peso dropped! Funny! __________________ Jim in Mexico Dozing off? - nah, I'm creatively thinking with my eyes closed!

05-14-2011, 07:57 PM	#3
ChuckD Senior give me a Discount Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Beautiful Southern Oregon Posts: 2,524 Thanks: 1 Thanked 7 Times in 7 Posts	Don't feel bad Jim, It took me several minutes before it sunk in. I think. __________________ Chuck D When a work lifts your spirits and inspires bold and noble thoughts in you, do not look for any other standard to judge by: the work is good, the product of a master craftsman. Jean De La Bruyere... l Hegner 18, Delta p-20, Griz 14 inch Band saw

05-14-2011, 10:43 PM	#4
wood-n-things Staying Positive Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Hamilton, Montana Posts: 18,773 Thanks: 58 Thanked 398 Times in 297 Posts	I had to read it twice before I got it too. cute! __________________ "Montana MIKE" There is a very fine line between “hobby” and “mental illness.” As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Pray That All The Splinters Are Pointed The Other Way... "Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last that long." Mike's Wood-n-Things

05-15-2011, 12:32 AM	#5
Jan Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Southwest Florida Posts: 2,494 Thanks: 11 Thanked 28 Times in 27 Posts	That's a real groaner! Good going, Powakee Last edited by ChuckD; 05-15-2011 at 06:43 PM.

05-16-2011, 10:59 AM	#6
sawdustus Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 3,950 Thanks: 0 Thanked 16 Times in 15 Posts	An oldie but goodie. Thanks for the morning giggle. george __________________ A day without sawdust is a day without sunshine. George delta 650, hawk G426

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