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|05-14-2011, 10:06 AM||#1|
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Northern Edge of the Great Sonoran Desert
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A Snail's Pace
There was a snail who wanted to be a Formula One racing driver. He went to the track and asked if he could drive. The racing team manager said, "Yes, but you can't have a number on your car, you can only have an 'S' because you are a snail."
The snail was okay with this, so he entered the race. The race started and the snail's car was at the back, but suddenly he sped to the front, overtaking all the cars to win! As the spectators saw the snail speed past them, they yelled, "Wow! Look at that s-car go!"
I've Got A Lot More To Learn
About Leaving Battlegrounds Alone
~~ Molly Venter
|05-14-2011, 12:59 PM||#2|
100% toilet trained!
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Pachuca, Mexico
Thanked 71 Times in 58 Posts
LOL Powadee! -must be still shaking the slumber from my brain this morning since I had to read that twice before the peso dropped! Funny!
Jim in Mexico
Dozing off? - nah, I'm creatively thinking with my eyes closed!
|05-14-2011, 07:57 PM||#3|
Senior give me a Discount
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Beautiful Southern Oregon
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Don't feel bad Jim, It took me several minutes before it sunk in. I think.
When a work lifts your spirits and inspires bold and noble thoughts in you, do not look for any other standard to judge by: the work is good, the product of a master craftsman.
Jean De La Bruyere...
Hegner 18, Delta p-20, Griz 14 inch Band saw
|05-14-2011, 10:43 PM||#4|
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Hamilton, Montana
Thanked 398 Times in 297 Posts
I had to read it twice before I got it too. cute!
There is a very fine line between “hobby” and “mental illness.”
As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Pray That All The Splinters Are Pointed The Other Way...
"Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last that long."
|05-15-2011, 12:32 AM||#5|
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Southwest Florida
Thanked 28 Times in 27 Posts
That's a real groaner! Good going, Powakee
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|05-16-2011, 10:59 AM||#6|
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: New Jersey
Thanked 16 Times in 15 Posts
An oldie but goodie. Thanks for the morning giggle.
A day without sawdust is a day without sunshine.
delta 650, hawk G426
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