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Old 02-02-2011, 09:49 PM   #1
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A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to
jump off a bridge so they stop.
The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you
"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an
opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"
So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.
After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have
ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are
you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"
Chuck D

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