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Old 11-06-2009, 01:27 PM   #1
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This Alzheimer's Test was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University. Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 40 years of age cannot do it!


1. This is this cat.
2. This is is cat.
3. This is how cat.
4. This is to cat.
5. This is keep cat.
6. This is an cat.
7. This is old cat.
8. This is fart cat.
9. This is busy cat.
10. This is for cat.
11. This is forty cat.
12. This is seconds cat.
NOW - Go back and read the third word in each line from the top down
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One in every crowd. hehe Steve
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Old 11-06-2009, 04:17 PM   #3
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Hey thanks for the laugh.
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Old 11-06-2009, 07:17 PM   #4
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HeHeHe...Got me too..but it took less than forty seconds to complete..so I'm just old not crazy.
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Old 11-12-2009, 12:56 PM   #5
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Twenty five but I speed read and taught for 34 years. Guess the teenagers I taught has some influence since my wife says I am still juvenile at times.

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