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ChuckD · 11-05-2009, 06:21 PM

The Economy, How Bad Is It?

The economy is so bad... that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

The economy is so bad... I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

The economy is so bad... that CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

The economy is so bad... if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

The economy is so bad... Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

The economy is so bad... McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

The economy is so bad... parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

The economy is so bad... a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .

The economy is so bad... Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

The economy is so bad... Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

The economy is so bad... the Mafia is laying off judges.

The economy is so bad... Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

And finally....

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

The economy is so bad... Lawyers now have their hands in their own pockets!

Powakee · 11-05-2009, 06:57 PM

If it wasn't so true I would probably not have been laughing so hard. . . . . Ouch.

There is so much truth in humor. . . . .

John

sawdustus · 11-12-2009, 12:01 PM

In humerus veritas.... or is that my funnybone I just hit?

george

11-05-2009, 06:21 PM	#1
ChuckD Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Beautiful Southern Oregon Posts: 971	The Economy How bad is it?? The Economy, How Bad Is It? The economy is so bad... that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. The economy is so bad... I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?" The economy is so bad... that CEO's are now playing miniature golf. The economy is so bad... if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them. The economy is so bad... Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM. The economy is so bad... McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer. The economy is so bad... parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names. The economy is so bad... a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico . The economy is so bad... Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting. The economy is so bad... Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. The economy is so bad... the Mafia is laying off judges. The economy is so bad... Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. And finally.... Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear! The economy is so bad... Lawyers now have their hands in their own pockets! __________________ Chuck D Practice random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control Hegner 18, Delta p-20, Griz 14 inch Band saw

11-05-2009, 06:57 PM	#2
Powakee Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Northern Edge of the Great Sonoran Desert Posts: 528	If it wasn't so true I would probably not have been laughing so hard. . . . . Ouch. There is so much truth in humor. . . . . John __________________ I've Still Got A Lot More To Learn About Leaving Battlegrounds Alone ~~ Molly Venter

11-12-2009, 12:01 PM	#3
sawdustus Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 2,255	In humerus veritas.... or is that my funnybone I just hit? george __________________ A day without sawdust is a day without sunshine. George delta 650, hawk G426

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