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another talking dog

10-31-2009, 01:50 PM	#1
sawdustus Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 1,975	another talking dog This one is from my son in response to a picture of my granddaughter dressed as a black lab for Halloween. george So a friend of mine says he doesn't believe my dog talks, so to prove it I ask Fido the following questions: What's on top of a house? Fido says "Roof, roof!!" What's on the outside of a tree? Fido says "Bark, bark!" My buddy is impressed at this, so I ask one more question.... Who's the greatest ballplayer of all time? Fido says "Ruth, Ruth!! My friend says " Oh I don't believe this he said the same thing as what's on a house. Forget it!" And he walks away. Fido turns to me and says, "Maybe I shoulda told him DiMaggio?!" __________________ A day without sawdust is a day without sunshine. George delta 650, hawk G426

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