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Old 10-26-2009, 10:06 PM   #1
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Miss Beatrice ,
the church organist,
was in her eighties
and had never been married.
She was admired for her sweetness
and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor
came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while
she prepared tea...
As he sat facing her old Hammond
organ, the young minister
noticed a cut glass
bowl sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled
with water, and in the
water floated, of all things, a
condom!
When she returned
With tea and
scones,
They began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his
curiosity about the bowl
of water and its strange floater,
but soon it got the better of him
and he could no longer resist.
"Miss Beatrice", he said,
"I wonder if you would tell me about this?"
Pointing to the bowl.
"Oh, yes", she replied, "isn't it
wonderful?"
I was walking through
The Park a few months ago
and I found this little package on the
ground.
The directions said
to place it on the organ,
keep it wet and that it would prevent
the spread of disease.. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.

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Old 10-27-2009, 12:47 AM   #2
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LOL!!! Good one Mick!!! I gotta remember that!


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