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jim_mex · 10-25-2009, 02:04 AM

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a slightly old but nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

'You talk?' he asks.

'Yep,' the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'

The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA.. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'

'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.' 'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff!

ubgoofy2003 · 10-25-2009, 04:29 AM

Hey, Jim, that was a good one ! Not only a talking Dog, but, a Liar at that ! HA
And only $10 bucks !! Perk

sawdustus · 10-25-2009, 11:25 AM

LOL. I heard the punch line as 'sheep lie'.

george

rjr · 10-25-2009, 05:26 PM

Hey Jim thanks for the laugh

10-25-2009, 02:04 AM	#1
jim_mex 'Senior' member - no way! Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Pachuca, Mexico Posts: 1,788	Talking dog for sale.... A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a slightly old but nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there. 'You talk?' he asks. 'Yep,' the Lab replies. After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?' The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA.. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.' 'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.' 'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.' The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. 'Ten dollars,' the guy says. 'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?' 'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff! __________________ Jim in Mexico “Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.” -Albert Einstein

10-25-2009, 11:25 AM	#3
sawdustus Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 1,975	LOL. I heard the punch line as 'sheep lie'. george __________________ A day without sawdust is a day without sunshine. George delta 650, hawk G426

10-25-2009, 05:26 PM	#4
rjr Support Our Troops Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Minnesota Posts: 344	Hey Jim thanks for the laugh __________________ Ron

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10-25-2009, 04:29 AM	#2
ubgoofy2003 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Arizona Posts: 490	Hey, Jim, that was a good one ! Not only a talking Dog, but, a Liar at that ! HA And only $10 bucks !! Perk