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Fran1942 · 10-24-2009, 05:32 AM

A Bottle of Wine ......

(Women will LOVE this one!)

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers.
The woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days.'
Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive.'
The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.' She hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'

The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the police...'

Fran

scrollpup · 10-24-2009, 10:43 AM

I'm not gonna bite on this one!! LOL

Jerry

JohnB · 10-24-2009, 12:44 PM

OOOooooooooooooooooooooooops
LOL

jim_mex · 10-24-2009, 01:53 PM

Fran - you are one wicked lady! Love it!

rjr · 10-25-2009, 04:40 AM

Good one Fran, thanks for the laugh.

sawdustus · 10-25-2009, 11:22 AM

Good one Fran. As my wife would say...that's why women should rule the world.

george

10-24-2009, 05:32 AM	#1
Fran1942 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Texas Posts: 392	A Bottle of Wine A Bottle of Wine ...... (Women will LOVE this one!) A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers. The woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days.' Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive.' The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.' She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man. The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?' The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the police...' Fran

10-24-2009, 10:43 AM	#2
scrollpup Avatar by Casey Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Hot Springs,Arkansas Posts: 1,732	I'm not gonna bite on this one!! LOL Jerry __________________ Two wrongs don't make a right....they just even the score...

10-24-2009, 12:44 PM	#3
JohnB 1 Tin Soldier Rides Away Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Kalgoorlie, Western Australia Posts: 4,859	OOOooooooooooooooooooooooops LOL __________________ Regards John "The Golden Mile" I got holes in both of my shoes Well I'm a walking case of the blues Saw a dollar yesterday But the wind blew it away Some of my Stuff Retired Medically Unfit WA Police Officers

10-24-2009, 01:53 PM	#4
jim_mex 'Senior' member - no way! Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Pachuca, Mexico Posts: 1,788	Fran - you are one wicked lady! Love it! __________________ Jim in Mexico “Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.” -Albert Einstein

10-25-2009, 04:40 AM	#5
rjr Support Our Troops Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Minnesota Posts: 344	Good one Fran, thanks for the laugh. __________________ Ron

10-25-2009, 11:22 AM	#6
sawdustus Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 1,975	Good one Fran. As my wife would say...that's why women should rule the world. george __________________ A day without sawdust is a day without sunshine. George delta 650, hawk G426

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