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Old 10-23-2009, 10:02 AM   #1
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Default I now see the US's Problem with Metric

I finally saw reason in you blokes in the US of A not going metric. You may just have something.



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Old 10-23-2009, 01:07 PM   #2
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Sounds like someone must have been marooned on an island for a while.

A BIG island.

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And the idiots will continue to defend the idioms!

It's only marks on a ruler, anything that is consistent can be used. I sometimes find myself pulling out my printer's rule and measuring in points (72 per inch equiv.)

We missed our chance in the 1970s. And I'm sorry for it (except I quite like 68F as opposed to 20C)
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Old 10-25-2009, 11:34 AM   #4
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I believe that we are 1 of only three countries left on the English system. The other two, as I remember it are Brunai and Yemen. As Jim said, we blew it in the 70's.

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