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Old 10-20-2009, 01:55 AM   #1
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Default The President and the cowboy

A cowboy from Texas attends a social function where the President is trying
to gather more support for his Health Plan. As he goes over his various
talking points the cowboy just keeps his arms crossed and shakes his head..

As he was doing that, the President keeps swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. So the cowboy finally speaks up, "Y'all havin' some
problem with them circle flies?"

The President stopped talking and said, "Well, yes, if that's what they're called, but I've never heard of circle flies."

"Well Sir," the cowboy replies, "circle flies hang around ranches. They're
called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around
the back end of a horse."

"Oh," the Pesident replies as he goes back to his pitch. But, a moment later he stops and bluntly asks, "Are you calling me a horse's ass?"

"No, Sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for the citizens
of this country to call their President a horse's ass.."

"That's a good thing," the President responds and begins rambling on once more.

After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says, "Hard to
fool them flies, though."
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Old 10-20-2009, 05:34 AM   #2
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ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!! Good one Chuck!!!
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Old 10-20-2009, 12:06 PM   #3
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Nice one Chuck. Some times we don't give flies enough credit.

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gooooooooood one
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Love it Chuck! - already been translated and doing the rounds of friends and family
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Love it! Love it! Love it!
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Old 10-21-2009, 11:42 PM   #7
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Thats funny. Good one Chuck
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