The President and the cowboy - Scroll Saw Woodworking & Crafts Message Board

ChuckD · 10-20-2009, 02:55 AM

A cowboy from Texas attends a social function where the President is trying
to gather more support for his Health Plan. As he goes over his various
talking points the cowboy just keeps his arms crossed and shakes his head..

As he was doing that, the President keeps swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. So the cowboy finally speaks up, "Y'all havin' some
problem with them circle flies?"

The President stopped talking and said, "Well, yes, if that's what they're called, but I've never heard of circle flies."

"Well Sir," the cowboy replies, "circle flies hang around ranches. They're
called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around
the back end of a horse."

"Oh," the Pesident replies as he goes back to his pitch. But, a moment later he stops and bluntly asks, "Are you calling me a horse's ass?"

"No, Sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for the citizens
of this country to call their President a horse's ass.."

"That's a good thing," the President responds and begins rambling on once more.

After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says, "Hard to
fool them flies, though."

scrollpup · 10-20-2009, 06:34 AM

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!! Good one Chuck!!!

knothead · 10-20-2009, 01:06 PM

Nice one Chuck. Some times we don't give flies enough credit.

Tom

tony coleman · 10-20-2009, 02:15 PM

gooooooooood one

jim_mex · 10-20-2009, 10:02 PM

Love it Chuck! - already been translated and doing the rounds of friends and family

gmcnut · 10-21-2009, 05:20 AM

Love it! Love it! Love it!

texaswoodworker · 10-22-2009, 12:42 AM

Thats funny. Good one Chuck

10-20-2009, 02:55 AM	#1
ChuckD Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Beautiful Southern Oregon Posts: 694	The President and the cowboy A cowboy from Texas attends a social function where the President is trying to gather more support for his Health Plan. As he goes over his various talking points the cowboy just keeps his arms crossed and shakes his head.. As he was doing that, the President keeps swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. So the cowboy finally speaks up, "Y'all havin' some problem with them circle flies?" The President stopped talking and said, "Well, yes, if that's what they're called, but I've never heard of circle flies." "Well Sir," the cowboy replies, "circle flies hang around ranches. They're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse." "Oh," the Pesident replies as he goes back to his pitch. But, a moment later he stops and bluntly asks, "Are you calling me a horse's ass?" "No, Sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for the citizens of this country to call their President a horse's ass.." "That's a good thing," the President responds and begins rambling on once more. After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says, "Hard to fool them flies, though." __________________ Chuck D A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour. Hegner 18, Delta p-20, Griz 14 inch Band saw

10-20-2009, 06:34 AM	#2
scrollpup Avatar by Casey Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Hot Springs,Arkansas Posts: 1,732	ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!! Good one Chuck!!! __________________ Two wrongs don't make a right....they just even the score...

10-20-2009, 01:06 PM	#3
knothead Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ARIZONA Posts: 719	Nice one Chuck. Some times we don't give flies enough credit. Tom __________________ Tom ___________________ America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. Abraham Lincoln

10-20-2009, 02:15 PM	#4
tony coleman Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: ireland Posts: 674	gooooooooood one __________________ lets make plenty of sawdust and have fun doing it http://www.customcutz4you.webs.com/

10-20-2009, 10:02 PM	#5
jim_mex 'Senior' member - no way! Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Pachuca, Mexico Posts: 1,788	Love it Chuck! - already been translated and doing the rounds of friends and family __________________ Jim in Mexico “Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.” -Albert Einstein

10-21-2009, 05:20 AM	#6
gmcnut Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Eagle Mountain, UT Posts: 19	Love it! Love it! Love it!

10-22-2009, 12:42 AM	#7
texaswoodworker Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Reno Texas Posts: 254	Thats funny. Good one Chuck __________________ Aaron

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