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oily · 10-17-2009, 10:16 PM

There was a pirate who had a parrot that would only say " how's your butt" and nothing else.
One day the ship struck a reef and sank and the pirate had to swim for a small island several miles away. After hours of of swimming with the parrot on his shoulder squawking "how's your butt" every few seconds te pirate finally had enough and screamed SHUT UP.
The parrot was quiet for a moment and said "Mine too, must be the salt water"

scrollpup · 10-19-2009, 04:17 AM

LOL!! Funny!

Jerry

sawdustus · 10-22-2009, 01:11 PM

LOL. Thanks.

george

10-17-2009, 10:16 PM	#1
oily Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 234	The Pirate and the Parrot There was a pirate who had a parrot that would only say " how's your butt" and nothing else. One day the ship struck a reef and sank and the pirate had to swim for a small island several miles away. After hours of of swimming with the parrot on his shoulder squawking "how's your butt" every few seconds te pirate finally had enough and screamed SHUT UP. The parrot was quiet for a moment and said "Mine too, must be the salt water"

10-19-2009, 04:17 AM	#2
scrollpup Avatar by Casey Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Hot Springs,Arkansas Posts: 1,732	LOL!! Funny! Jerry __________________ Two wrongs don't make a right....they just even the score...

10-22-2009, 01:11 PM	#3
sawdustus Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 1,975	LOL. Thanks. george __________________ A day without sawdust is a day without sunshine. George delta 650, hawk G426

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