Sex and old age... - Scroll Saw Woodworking & Crafts Message Board

jim_mex · 10-15-2009, 10:24 PM

The old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat. His wife, seeing the unexpected behaviour, asks, "Where are you going?"

He replies, "I'm going to the doctor."

She says, "Why, are you sick?"

He says, "Nope, I'm going to get me some of that Viagra stuff."

Immediately the wife starts working and positioning herself to get out of her rocker and begins to put on her coat.

He says, "Where the hell are you going"?

She answers, "I'm going to the doctor, too."

He says, "Why, what do you need?"

She says, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing, I'm getting a tetanus shot."

knothead · 10-16-2009, 12:01 PM

My wife really loved that one Jim. I am not sure why??

Tom

sawdustus · 10-16-2009, 02:19 PM

Now that's funny!!!!! Made my morning.

george

tony coleman · 10-16-2009, 02:26 PM

good one jim

10-15-2009, 10:24 PM	#1
jim_mex 'Senior' member - no way! Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Pachuca, Mexico Posts: 2,394	Sex and old age... The old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat. His wife, seeing the unexpected behaviour, asks, "Where are you going?" He replies, "I'm going to the doctor." She says, "Why, are you sick?" He says, "Nope, I'm going to get me some of that Viagra stuff." Immediately the wife starts working and positioning herself to get out of her rocker and begins to put on her coat. He says, "Where the hell are you going"? She answers, "I'm going to the doctor, too." He says, "Why, what do you need?" She says, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing, I'm getting a tetanus shot." __________________ Jim in Mexico “Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.” -Albert Einstein

10-16-2009, 12:01 PM	#2
knothead Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ARIZONA Posts: 798	My wife really loved that one Jim. I am not sure why?? Tom __________________ Tom ____________________ If you always do what you've always done, You'll always get what you have always gotten.

10-16-2009, 02:19 PM	#3
sawdustus Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 2,255	Now that's funny!!!!! Made my morning. george __________________ A day without sawdust is a day without sunshine. George delta 650, hawk G426

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