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Old 10-13-2009, 06:42 PM   #1
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Default Blondes with hammers

Roz and Gloria were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity
House. Roz was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail
Pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it
In.

Gloria, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, 'Why are you
Throwing those nails away?'
Roz explained, 'When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of
Them have the head on the wrong end and I throw them away.'
Gloria got completely upset and yelled, 'You moron! Those nails aren't
Defective! They're for the other side of the house!'
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Old 10-16-2009, 03:26 PM   #2
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ROTFLOL. but I think it applies to my daughter's husband and my daughter's best friend (a male).

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