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journeyman · 10-11-2009, 09:04 PM

My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

I replied, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

Mick

Burdez · 10-13-2009, 05:40 AM

Mick:
All I can say is you got guts boy!!!!!!
Erssel

Woodbutcher68 · 10-13-2009, 09:36 AM

Did you get the papers from her lawyer yet?

JohnB · 10-13-2009, 01:05 PM

Mick bet your eyesight's not to bloody good at the moment, looking through slits surrounded by black rings.

LOL, I like it.

sawdustus · 10-16-2009, 03:28 PM

I'd be sleeping in the unheated garage for weeks, in winter, with no blanket.

george

10-11-2009, 09:04 PM	#1
journeyman Rock 'n Scroller Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Yorkshire, England Posts: 328	Looking for compliments My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' I replied, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.' Mick __________________ I'm scrolling along on the crest of a wave

10-13-2009, 09:36 AM	#3
Woodbutcher68 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Hammond, IN Posts: 828	Did you get the papers from her lawyer yet? __________________ Fred There's a fine line between woodworking and insanity, I'm just not sure which side of the line I'm on!

10-13-2009, 01:05 PM	#4
JohnB 1 Tin Soldier Rides Away Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Kalgoorlie, Western Australia Posts: 4,860	Mick bet your eyesight's not to bloody good at the moment, looking through slits surrounded by black rings. LOL, I like it. __________________ Regards John "The Golden Mile" I got holes in both of my shoes Well I'm a walking case of the blues Saw a dollar yesterday But the wind blew it away Some of my Stuff Retired Medically Unfit WA Police Officers

10-16-2009, 03:28 PM	#5
sawdustus Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 1,975	I'd be sleeping in the unheated garage for weeks, in winter, with no blanket. george __________________ A day without sawdust is a day without sunshine. George delta 650, hawk G426

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10-13-2009, 05:40 AM	#2
Burdez Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: I'm an American living in San Miguel De Allende Mexico Posts: 1,124	Mick: All I can say is you got guts boy!!!!!! Erssel