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jim_mex · 09-27-2009, 09:19 PM

Sorry but couldn't resist posting this one!

A man and a woman who had never met before, both married, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,.......... 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'

'Wow! That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. ...............'Get your own darn blanket.'

After a moment of silence, .........................he farted.

knothead · 09-28-2009, 12:55 PM

Good one Jim

JohnB · 09-29-2009, 02:21 AM

I like that Jim ROFLMAO

wood-n-things · 09-30-2009, 02:32 PM

Oh so true!

scrolling_grandma · 10-04-2009, 01:45 AM

How typical! lol

09-27-2009, 09:19 PM	#1
jim_mex 'Senior' member - no way! Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Pachuca, Mexico Posts: 1,788	Love on a train betweeen strangers Sorry but couldn't resist posting this one! A man and a woman who had never met before, both married, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,.......... 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.' 'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.' 'Wow! That's a great idea!', he exclaimed. 'Good,' she replied. ...............'Get your own darn blanket.' After a moment of silence, .........................he farted. __________________ Jim in Mexico “Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.” -Albert Einstein

09-28-2009, 12:55 PM	#2
knothead Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ARIZONA Posts: 719	Good one Jim __________________ Tom ___________________ America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. Abraham Lincoln

09-29-2009, 02:21 AM	#3
JohnB 1 Tin Soldier Rides Away Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Kalgoorlie, Western Australia Posts: 4,859	I like that Jim ROFLMAO __________________ Regards John "The Golden Mile" I got holes in both of my shoes Well I'm a walking case of the blues Saw a dollar yesterday But the wind blew it away Some of my Stuff Retired Medically Unfit WA Police Officers

09-30-2009, 02:32 PM	#4
wood-n-things Behave Yourself..I can't. Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Right here ---silly Posts: 4,471 Blog Entries: 1	Oh so true! __________________ The Mike One of them anyway. Don't be so open-minded. Your brains will fall out!

10-04-2009, 01:45 AM	#5
scrolling_grandma Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Northeast Ohio Posts: 717	How typical! lol __________________ Tammy Pressure makes diamonds

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