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Max · 09-26-2009, 07:41 PM

Tennessee
The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, 'You graduated from the University of Tennessee and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?'
The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, 'Everything but my earrings.'

deerwatcher76 · 09-26-2009, 10:03 PM

I love the new math that they are teaching.LOL

09-26-2009, 07:41 PM	#1
Max Dismembered Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Independence, Ky Posts: 383	Gotta Love The South Tennessee The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, 'You graduated from the University of Tennessee and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?' The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, 'Everything but my earrings.' __________________ Dan ___________________________________ "Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again." --L. Frank Baum, author of "The Wonderful Wizard of Oz"

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09-26-2009, 10:03 PM	#2
deerwatcher76 Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 41	I love the new math that they are teaching.LOL