Golf Trip

[Mick Walker]

Golf Trip



*Frank and his buddies were hanging out and planning a 5-day
golf trip.
Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go because
his wife wouldn't let him.

After a lot of teasing and name calling, Frank headed home
totally frustrated. The following week when Frank's buddies
arrived at the golf resort, they were shocked to see Frank
sitting in the lobby, drinking a beer, holding his putter!

"How did you talk your wife into letting you go, Frank?"

"I didn't have to," Frank replied. "Last I night I slumped down
in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then, my wife snuck
up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise!' When I
peeled her hands back, she was standing there in a beautiful
see-through negligee and said, 'Carry me into the bedroom and
tie me to the bed, and you can do whatever you
want'...................SO HERE I AM !"*