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Couple short ones

09-23-2009, 07:18 AM	#1
ChuckD Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Beautiful Southern Oregon Posts: 694	Couple short ones -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Recently Walmart hired a retired Army veteran as a greeter. He showed up day after day for over 3 months, was pleasant to every one, and they were well satisfied with his work, with one exception. The guy had been working as a greeter for several months and had been late every single day. The supervisor decided to take the gentleman aside and see if there was a problem. The supervisor asked the veteran, In the Army if you were late every single day for work what would they call you? The man thought for a bit then replied . . . . . . General *************************************8 Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money," he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this. I'm a United States congressman!" "In that case," the mugger replied, "give me MY money!" __________________ Chuck D A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour. Hegner 18, Delta p-20, Griz 14 inch Band saw

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