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waynemn · 09-22-2009, 02:07 AM

Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.

"Give me your money," he demanded.

Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this. I'm a United States congressman!"

"In that case," the mugger replied, "give me MY money!"

waynemn

knothead · 09-22-2009, 12:47 PM

Good one!!!!

Tom

09-22-2009, 02:07 AM	#1
waynemn Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Rochester, MN Posts: 38	Mugger Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money," he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this. I'm a United States congressman!" "In that case," the mugger replied, "give me MY money!" waynemn

09-22-2009, 12:47 PM	#2
knothead Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ARIZONA Posts: 720	Good one!!!! Tom __________________ Tom ___________________ America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. Abraham Lincoln

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