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knothead · 09-07-2009, 05:57 PM

Single Black Female
This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting....

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Over 150 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society.

Tom

jim_mex · 09-11-2009, 12:08 AM

hehehe! A man's best friend, definitely!

scrollpup · 09-11-2009, 12:11 AM

ROFL!! The perfect companion!

Jerry

09-07-2009, 05:57 PM	#1
knothead Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ARIZONA Posts: 720	Single Black Female Single Black Female This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal. SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting.... mime-attachment1.jpeg Over 150 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society. Tom __________________ Tom ___________________ America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. Abraham Lincoln

09-11-2009, 12:08 AM	#2
jim_mex 'Senior' member - no way! Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Pachuca, Mexico Posts: 1,788	hehehe! A man's best friend, definitely! __________________ Jim in Mexico “Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.” -Albert Einstein

09-11-2009, 12:11 AM	#3
scrollpup Avatar by Casey Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Hot Springs,Arkansas Posts: 1,732	ROFL!! The perfect companion! Jerry __________________ Two wrongs don't make a right....they just even the score...

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